the swinger party that wasn’t swinging

She texts me and asks if I want to go to a party at Mission Control. So I say yes and she starts sending me pics of men to see if we want to take one of them with us. But the guys are into things that we are not – i.e. golden showers, etc.

She continues to text me and then says theres a swinger party being hosted by her tech sub and do I want to go there instead. But i have to drive.

ok so I pick her up at her apartment and we drive out to Lafayette to this amazing house up in the hills down a long private one lane road. The whole way there she is texting a variety of guys and swiping guys on Tinder and looking for people we can play with together.

When we get there her sub is waiting for us as we park the car. We get out and grab our stuff and one of the other women comes out asking for money for cocaine. I decline and abstain from participating in paying and abstain from partaking later- that’s not my thing and I have no intention of starting that now.

We come into the house and get introduced to every one – it’s the host and his wife, another couple and this woman. A couple more people show up later in time for dinner. 

Food is cooking and we are waiting for the other folks so in the meantime we get drinks and all hang out on the patio. They are smoking and drinking and she and I vape little. It’s quite non-eventful. We get the background on this party which is an annual weekend retreat, ranging in size.

They all seem nice but they are very into catching up and chilling. We find out later that its because some of the women are at the end of their cycles and not really into doing anything on this particular night.

At one point before dinner, she and I, after vaping are both super horny, so we make out a bit – its really the first time I’ve kissed her like that and run my hands over her body and breasts and we do that in front of everyone – thrills being watched.

We break off, get more drinks and eventually dinner is ready. The other two folks arrive individually but they know each other as well. She and I are the outsiders.

We have a nice dinner – salad, pasta and lots of good conversation.

After dinner we hang on the patio some more and then she wants us to play with her sub – so we freshen up – grab our stuff and head upstairs. The two people who came late are also somewhere in a bedroom but not with us.

We take off some clothes and she orders her sub to go down on each of us. He goes down on me while she is playing with my breasts and kissing me. Then she inserts one of my toys and strokes my g spot while he is sucking me off. It is kinky and fun and pleasurable but a couple of times she hits a spot that hurts. It’s very different when someone else is shoving your toys inside you than when you do it yourself.

I’m also sore from a vigorous sleepover earlier that week.

Then her sub eats her and then we both suck his cock. She orders him to put on a condom and fuck her from behind while I play with her breasts. So we do that and then she orders him to do the same with me but he loses his hard on. So she tells me to suck him and while I am doing that, he basically stops the action and says this isn’t working.

He says it’s because he’s the host and he worried about showing everyone a good time but I think he probably just isn’t into me – or into someone else who’s sub. He seems to get off being dominated. Whatever it is, it’s a bust and there’s no sex happening.

We get dressed, clean up, grab our stuff and say our goodbyes. No one else was interested in playing at that point so we left and made our way out of the labrynth of long single lane private roads and back home by 11pm.

What a dud.